What The Hell!

Alright, this is getting ridiculous. Is this the best guy the Republicans could come up with? Seriously? I don't want to vote for Obama (the messiah), but if I have to hear about being a f*cking maverick one more time, I'm gonna blow my damn brains out. Has this guy seen "Top Gun" too many times or what? Maybe we should start calling Sarah Palin "Goose". Obama can be the "Iceman". Wait, this is kind of fun. Maybe things aren't so bad. I must be as crazy as Tom Cruise. I'm gonna go downstairs and jump on the couch!